10
Sep
20

Ice Sharks (2016)

Date watched: 9/9/20

Starring: Edward DeRuiterJenna ParkerKaiwi Lyman

Plot: A group of scientists at a research facility based on Antarctica battle a breed of sharks that have invaded Antarctic waters.  (From IMDB)

Quotes:

  • Literally none…

Viewer Quotes:

  • Oh, so she didn’t use the harpoon to shoot the shark but instead to almost shoot David and have him grab it… ok
  • They are using the same footage whenever they shoot the base so drink whenever you see it
  • Ahh so all scientists know all the different shark types — And the nicknames for them‽‽
  • They are making SO, SO many assumptions
  • Irish-y, Canadian, Amish…?? (About Aput’s accent)
  • What is his leg stuffed with?
  • *Camera zooms in on bolt cutters* — I’m sure those won’t come back later — Chekhov’s bolt cutters?
  • “We have to get out of here and seal the room” — Don’t introduce more animals, how are seals going to fix this?
  • What are the sharks doing? — They are having trouble rendering I think…
  • Are they sinking to the bottom? — I’m sure this facility was designed to operate underwater…
  • They are having a kiki, they’ve locked the doors and lowered the blinds
  • When they heard the door open they all acted like “Oh no is it the shark, oh no, it’s just our guy”
  • They sure love those bubble animations
  • That’s the best shade I’ve seen thrown at a coworker “Besides, you need to stay here to monitor the situation. You’re the best at that.”
  • I told you it was an “Up” situation, there are balloons

Things we learned:

  • They saved money on the special effect by combining it with the catering services (the “meat” used for his leg getting bitten off)
  • Movie scientists are idiots (but also know all about sharks?)
  • You can be exposed to freezing water and be fine
  • Don’t try to raise a laboratory with a helicopter when you have a crane on your boat
  • Apparently sharks are the one creature on this planet that can mutate to survive everywhere

Final Take:

Why are they swimming so far away from the lab? We kind of wish the sharks had eaten them all, we were cheering for them in the end.