Date watched: 10/14/20
Starring: Steve Sooy, Anthony M. Carr, Ken Davis
Plot: A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks the liquor they produced turns into zombies. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Shit on a toadstool.
- Well, OK, but if you ever mess around our still again, Ferd Mertz, you’re going to be picking buckshot from where the sun don’t shine. — You mean Antarctica?
- But it… it’s like my daddy used to say to me before he got run over by that tractor. Sometimes life sucks.
- Hey, that’s bigger than Lisa’s dildo. — LISA: Yeah and five times the size of your dick.
- I like knockers. — Yeah, I like knockers, too.
- Did you treat this weed? — Only with respect, baby.
- It’s dries them fast and keeps them dry.
Viewer Quotes:
- Drink every time they say “Fort Dicker”
- Looks like it had about the same budget at Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter — Are we filming at a community college? — It does feel like a film project
- I know we look for titties but I don’t want to see his titties (from a Female viewer)
- They did the monster mash
- Ellie May had the most characterization, she didn’t have much but she had “anything”
Things we learned:
- That was horrible, even by bad movie standards
- Don’t drink the green moonshine
- Birth control is important during a zombie apocalypse
- If you drink enough you might just survive
Final Take:
Why?