Date watched: 9/23/20
Starring: Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton
Plot: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Where have all our lesbians gone?
- You don’t know us because we haven’t met before
- If I’m not back in 5 minutes call the pope
- Hey buddy, you are all up in the kool-aid and you don’t even know the flavor
Viewer Quotes:
- <Guy with mohawk puts on motorcycle helmet and it’s got a slot in the top so his mohawk can stick through> Ok so I knew it was going to happen but…. — But it’s still amazing to see
- Are they lesbian vampires? Or are they vampires who only eat lesbians? — You are what you eat…
- There are no atheists in foxholes because they are all in this jeep
- I’m getting a team rocket vibe from the atheists
- Who the fuck takes a laptop into a steam room — Someone who shows up at the IT desk and says “I don’t know why it’s not working”
- You know I heard Jesus drove a Honda… but he didn’t like to speak about it… “For I do not speak of my own Accord” — That would be funny if we didn’t all already know that joke
- He’s having a stroke! Someone save him!
- Huh… He almost laughed as long as that woman screamed
- It must be a Budweiser so he can bless the water
- You’ve got to be kidney-ing me…
Things we learned:
- Jesus is an ass-man
- If you are going to steal skin make it a lesbian’s?
- Nostalgia’s a hell of a drug
- You can fit 50 atheists in a car
Final Take:
Keep some mirrors around so you can tell who the vampires, Jesus is really bad at scat, and Canada has some latent lesbian problems they need to deal with.