Note: This was a special watch for one of our group’s birthday.
Date watched: 6/16/21
Starring: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Plot: Two brothers travel to Germany for Oktoberfest, only to stumble upon a secret, centuries-old competition described as a “Fight Club” with beer games. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- I happen to have married that plastic fuck doll!
- (Is performing CPR on husband, pulls something out of her mouth) — Oh, my God, what is that? — Ham.
- Those Germans said our grandfather stole their family recipe. — If he had it, why didn’t he brew it? — Hebrew?
- It’s beautiful. — It’s magical. — It’s laughing at me. — I wish I could brush my teeth with it. — I wanna put my dick in it. — I want it to put its dick in me. (Talking about a beer)
- Krista said she couldn’t handle all the lies and the drinking anymore. She took the kids and left. — Oh, my God. You’ve got kids?
- Wow, you even talk like a whore. — We are all whores in some way, Mr. Finkelstein.
- I don’t know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass. — Wasn’t the handle. I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since.
- You know, I came to a conference here once. Hookerthon 2002. Fantastic seminars.
Viewer Quotes:
- 🎵Honey, I’m still free take a chance on me🎵
- “You do not speak of Beerfest outside of Beerfest!” — First rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club
- Your Gam Gam swallows better than that!
- Kermit wants more!
Things we learned:
- Turn the boot
- The Germans are better at swallowing
- We all sleep better with a little bit of sausage in us
- If you have to ask what it is you can’t afford it
Rule 34 Titles:
- Boobfest
- ZJ-fest
Final Take:
We are all whores in some way – Gam Gam