Date watched: 5/12/21
Starring: Gerrit Graham, Michael Lerner, Fred McCarren
Plot: It’s been 10 years since Lizzie Borden High School’s class of ’72 graduated, and the preppies, the hippies and the in-crowd has returned to reminisce over good times past. But classmate Walter Baylor has returned too with a vengeance. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Did you send a naked picture of yourself into a men’s magazine? — You saw it? — I ate it.
- Hey, Mrs. T., this food looks almost good enough to eat.
- He committed a heinous crime against his parents… with an upright vacuum cleaner.
- Do you know who that girl was? — Yeah, she was some trampy girl from Catholic school. — Do you know who that girl was? — I just told you. — That girl… was Walter Baylor’s twin sister!
- All right, but I’m not going alone. My father didn’t spend all that money to keep me out of Vietnam… just so I could die in my old high school!
- I bet he’s hung better than my gynecologist.
- It’s not gonna be fun for you. It’s gonna be rough, painful. — I like it rough and painful. I live in New York.
- Excuse me. I hope you realize you’re in the ladies’ room. (Said by a blind woman squatting down in an elevator)
Viewer Quotes:
- Best actor: Kino Lorber
- Does she look like a Disney Villain?
- I’m really distracted by the fact most of these people look like they are in their 40’s
- “Oh Shit!” — Blazing Saddles called, it wants it’s joke back
- Jessica Fletcher is on the case guys, we’re good
- He’s managing to be an even creepier Jim Carrey
- Man throws himself through a wall — Oh Yeahhhh
Things we learned:
- Don’t go to your school reunion
Rule 34 Titles:
- Ass Reunion
Final Take:
Probably the worst Lampoon film…