29
Apr
21

Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Date watched: 4/28/21

Starring: Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner, Dom DeLuise

Plot: Two radio voice actors are getting married. Larry has fits of fear. A shrink needs 36 hours to scare him to death and cure him – a family reunion at a scary family castle. (From IMDB)

Quotes:

  • It’s not what you think. … Well, it’s partly what you think, but, er… Oh, it’s so complicated.
  • Rings bell to get attention I know that one of you is a werewolf. I saw you in the garden this afternoon. […] One of you is preying upon the fears of an old woman. Whoever you are, may God strike you dead. … Now let’s have coffee and dessert in the music room.

Viewer Quotes:

  • “I, Paul Abbot, promise that I can cure Larry within 36 hours” — I, Paul Abbot, am once again asking for your financial support
  • Tricks are what whores do for money
  • You heard it first here folks, sod is the key to getting away with murder

Things we learned:

  • The Honeymoon is apparently before the wedding?
  • Never trust a radio personality

Rule 34 Titles:

  • Haunted Hineys 18

Final Take:

This movie makes me understand why this is the last movie Gene Wilder ever directed…