Date watched: 1/27/20
Starring: Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett
Plot: A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country road race. However, the eccentric entrants will do anything to win the road race, including low-down, dirty tricks. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Let me tell you something, Greek. We got a secret weapon. God is our copilot. — You’ll need him.
- Runs car into hotel Hey, you the one running this fleabag? — Huh-uh! — Where the hookers? — What? — Hookers, man. Where the hookers?
- Sprays unconscious man with soda water There. Don’t bother about the bill. Just give him a couple of enemas and call me in the morning.
- Do you mind if I have a cigarette? — Go ahead. They’re your lungs.
- What is this, anyway? — It’s a stakeout. — Oh. Bon appetit. — English humor.
- That’s the first time we took an order by phone.
Viewer Quotes:
- Have they not heard of spike strips? Just curious…
- She’s already got her “high-beams” on…
- OMG, I figured where I know them from, they (Burt Reynolds & Dom DeLuise) are Charlie and Itchy from All Dogs Go to Heaven
- Ok, NOW we are going to get a gang rape
Things we learned:
- Don’t ever tell me where you got the doctor
- Wear a 3/4 zip when you are going to be late for work
Final Take:
Despite all the shenanigans, the fastest car won