Date watched: 1/20/20
Starring: Robert Miano, Bai Ling, Lance Henriksen
Plot: On the last flight of a transatlantic passenger airliner, a priest, a rabbi and the airline crew team together to save a plane from a pandemic of demonic possessions. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- I’ll bet hell is a ton of fun. It’s probably where all the cool people go. I mean who really wants to go to heaven with a bunch of blue-haired bingo players, and boring guys like you. No offense, Father. — No, none taken.
- So why are you going to Vietnam? — Oh, vaginal rejuvenation. — Is that like a yoga retreat? — No silly, see? *Shows vagina* — Oh my God. — The doctor there’s the best in the world. Says he’s gonna make me tighter than a Chinese finger puzzle.
- He has Tourette Syndrome. — Oh, Tourette’s, my God. My bad. For a minute I thought he was possessed. — So did I, it happens.
- *Priest squeezes flight attendant’s arm* — Flight attendant: Quit that. But just not that tight.
- The power of Moses compels you.
- For the first time, the truth’s right.
- *Vagina shining with light.* I want one like that.
- I know ancient Vietnamese witch doctor potion, for possession. — Well why didn’t you say so earlier? — No one asked.
- Jesus Christ. That’s hot. – Said the priest to the Rabbi
- You’re on my balls. — What? — You’re on my balls. — Oh I thought you said boils.
Viewer Quotes:
- Hey, I thought priests weren’t allowed to get married, why does he have a wedding ring on? — Married to god?
- “It’s over.” — Not really because you are going to go to jail for killing your family…
- I like that he’s making her the flight attendant’s problem
- Are they going to hit turbulence and the Ouija board going to summon a demon?
- There’s a colonial woman on the wing and she’s churning butter
- He *nose* what’s happening
- I have a prediction that Virginia’s holy vagina will be used at some point
- Ok, did they just find every condiment in the cafeteria and dump it on his head?
- Possessed dog! — I wanted it to get possessed!
- Somehow I managed to miss the shag carpet which is… delightful
- He wants to open her “carpet”
- Demons have limited jurisdiction, I don’t know if you know this but I’m a lawyer
- The nuns are having sex — Gotta keep warm…
- Are the nus still alive, last we saw they were having sex — Some say to this day they are still having sex…
- Thy rod and thy staff comforts me – that’s what she said
Things we learned:
- Don’t check your demon corpse, you want that as a carry on so you can exorcise it in the cabin
- Don’t go to Vietnam — Or if you do go to Vietnam fly a reputable airline
Final Take:
The thing referred to in the title is something that never actually occurred #MisleadingTitle