Date watched: 12/16/20
Starring: Gary Busey, Robin Sydney, Ryan Locke
Plot: An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer – this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Well, wherever you are up there, I hope they have strippers
- Well it sure ain’t the Pillsbury fucking Doughboy.
- Ever try a lady finger? (While cutting off a ladies finger)
- Shit. Shit. — You already said that.
Viewer Quotes:
- I bet he’s like “I could split your sourdough”… what? Did I get a rise out of you?
- Why are they going out of business? They obviously have a lot of dough
- Would you say thing are about to go a-rye?
- Why isn’t she turning off the oven, he doesn’t know how her oven works — He wants to know how her oven works 😏
- How many shots does this gun have? — 17, I WAS COUNTING
- She wants his baguette 😏
- He wants to pump-HER-nickel
Things we learned:
- That’s not how you make gingerbread
- Don’t put human remains in the batter
- The health inspector needs to visit much more frequently
- Sometimes businesses fail for a reason
Final Take:
More Gary Busey please.