Date watched: 11/18/20
Starring: Justin Ray, Kassandra Voyagis, Michael Swan
Plot: A chemical accident turns ordinary donuts into blood thirsty killers. Now it’s up to Johnny, Michelle and Howard to save their sleepy town from…Killer Donuts. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Besides, I’m crazy about you babe. You’re the clam in my chowder. — Oh, you’re so romantic.
- Check his vital signs. See if he has a pulse. Maybe he needs CPR. — Dude, you check for vitals. — Fine. (kicks body) No. He’s dead.
- There’s ten murderers in there? — We need to call for backup. — There’s no time for that! There’s ten murderers in there!
Viewer Quotes:
- I bet the actress that plays his mom is younger than he is (It looks like she is, he was born in the 1990 and she was born in “the mid-90’s“)
- Mom can we get Jack Black? No we have Jack Black at home.
- She turned it on but she couldn’t seem to turn him on, ahhh life’s conundrums
- I don’t know about the CGI donuts, they all have glazed expressions…
- “He comes in my house, even if I am not there.” — She has a soft spot for him, and he has a hard spot for her — He cream-fills her donut
- I wanted to make a stick shift joke but I just couldn’t come up with one — you couldn’t get your mind in gear?
- Ugh… He’s using his donut hole
- I want the job where you get to throw donuts at a person at a car
- It’s premature to call shotgun until you are in sight of the car
- Calling it, at the end a donut is going to fly up at the screen — Actually they are going to go downstairs and his best friend will be sitting at the table
Things we learned:
- When you have something trying to attack your face, don’t hold it in front of you face
- “We love eating them, now it’s their turn” (movie tagline)
- When Do-Nut, Go-nuts, For yo’-Nut
Final Take:
You’re going to get dia-bite-es and cheat day is not worth day.