Date watched: 8/12/20
Starring: Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles
Plot: Chief Brody’s widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- You’re as sneaky as your father was. He was the tomato thief of all time.
- Sharp shirt, Jake. — Hey, may your sex life be as busy as your shirt.
- I want you to change your work. … You’re all I have left. I don’t want you working in the water.
- I’ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I’ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.
- I feel too old to be in this thing. — I hope not. I am counting on a long, happy sex life.
Viewer Quotes:
- “get away from the rope swing!” but I’m going to swim in the fucking ocean
- Let it be a dream —- IT’S A DREAM!
- I love how this women has a telepathic sense for the shark – I’ve felt a great disturbance in the force
- My biggest take-way, so far, is I now want to do Christmas through New Years in FIJI
- So he is just gaslighting his mother? I just saw a great white but I’m going to let you keep thinking that you are insane
- “This is the third time this month you’ve forgotten to take it out.” – That’s what…. never mind
- AGAIN gaslighting, she sense’s there is something wrong and he says it’s about garbage
- I like the big wobbly fin
- When an eel bites your hand and that’s not what you planned, that’s a moray
- Ermahgerd… shrk
- He may be a terrible husband but he has a great stare, look at those blue eyes
- I’m going to call this right now, Michael Cain and this fucking plane are the best parts of this movie
- “Any faster, this thing’ll be a flying Cuisinart and we’ll be diced into oblivion.” — Is that how planes work?
- That’s why this is the worst JAWS movie, only 2 people died
Things we learned:
- Gaslighting is bad kids
Final Take:
Michael Cain is the best thing in this movie. Sharks aren’t all that deadly (in this movie)