Date watched: 7/15/20
Starring: George Takei, Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell
Plot: Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown. (From IMDB)
Quotes:
- Enough with the Die Hard references
- Some things you can’t let slide ya know? — I don’t — Well you can’t
- It’s a ninja thing, you just wouldn’t understand
- What do you know? You’ve obviously never run a crime family
- You know the dark ninja’s that were expelled from your country for some questionable behavior? I hired one. — Perhaps you should have hired 2
- Ninja’ don’t use guns! — Ahh but I’m old and I forgot the rules sometimes
Viewer Quotes:
- You girls like Mexico (Meh-he-co)
- He taught them how to bikini wax on, bikini wax off
- The dumb blond routine with the cop was pretty good actually
- * Paused on tit-transition to discuss if tits are fake or not * (initiated by the female viewers) – Poll Results (from the female viewers): Tits are fake (the video was paused for over 5min total and multiple angles were examined 🤦♂️)
- * Another tit examination, frame by frame, again, initiated by the female viewers * (Including a lookup on MrSkin, by a female watcher)
- This movie had the breast cutscenes
- For drinking rules “drink every-time one of the girls winks” — I actually removed that section because we never came up with any
Things we learned:
- George Takei is an amazing actor
- Brown must have low acceptance standards for accepting 3 girls from the same school/small town
- Browns tuition = 6 months of stripping/go-go-dancing + 1 stripping/go-go-dancing contest
Final Take:
Make sure you watch the bloopers/extra-scenes at the end. 100% worth it.