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Date watched: 6/24/20
Starring: Otto Jespersen, Robert Stoltenberg, Knut Nærum
Plot: A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- I think we give up on this section…
Quotes:
- TROLL!!!!!!
- It would be so awesome to get him to talk — Do you think Michael Moore gave up after the first try?
- No one here believes in god or Jesus? Because they can smell the blood of a Christian man
- RUN DAMNIT!
- The way that troll sniffed around, clearly one of you believe in god
- I don’t get nuisance pay for working nights, Maybe it’s time for a change in troll management
- Do you think you can get this on TV? — I don’t think that will be a problem
- This is not a Scandinavian bear!
- There are mountain trolls and your woodland trolls…
- TSS = Troll Security Services
- “Slayed Troll” Form – Paperwork for when you kill a troll
- I need the troll stench
- Do we have any more of that troll stench? — Why are you so nervous? — I’M CHRISTIAN
- You don’t believe in god? — I’m a muslim
- Do you really believe in trolls? — Do you think a squirrel did this?
- 🎵 What a friend we have in Jesus 🎵
- It’s been impossible to get the government to confirm the TSS
Viewer Quotes:
- They are so stealthy /s
- Do you think Michael Moore gave up when a troll tried to eat him? Hell no!
- Ahh, so it’s like Grizzly (delivery service for dead bears, reference)
- So they should submit the tapes now… — Nah, they should take all the evidence back out into the field
- Isn’t that the guy that plays Aziraphale?
Things we learned:
- It’s safer to be an atheists — at least if you are going to live in Norway
- There are mountain trolls and your woodland trolls (yes this is a repeat from the quotes)
- Trolls can explode
- Trolls can carry rabies
- Disgruntled park workers make great whistleblowers
- Trolls grow extra heads as they grow older but only 1 is functional and the rest are ornamental
Final Take:
Don’t go hunting trolls if you believe in god.