Bad Movie Wednesday

Date watched: 5/20/20

Starring: Eric Roberts, Rib Hillis, Casey Fitzgerald 

Plot: After an accidental explosion at a local mine, dinosaurs emerge from the rubble to terrorize a small western town. Now, a group of gunslingers must defend their home if anyone is going to survive in a battle of cowboys versus dinosaurs. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Every time you see a clear Jurassic Park ripoff
• Every time you are annoyed at how jerky the dinosaur animation is

Quotes:

• I never should have hired a woman straight out of college
• You want Some Gothic Ranch Action? *Opens fire*
• Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don’t like this shit at all
• Well done cowboy, well done
• I had something like this happen in Belize
• You made you bed, now you can go die in it
• You’re history

Viewer Quotes:

• Why are they lassoing them?
• Let me prove Dinosaurs exist… Smell this! *Hold up charred flesh of dinosaur*
• OMG IS HE GOING TO RIDE A HORSE TO KILL DINOSAURS WHAT?!

Things we learned:

• Nothing? Where did the dinosaurs come from?
• Worst movie prop goes to the traffic camera that was supposed to be….a methane detector?

Final Take:

This movie borrows liberally from Jurassic Park and even ends in a similar way setting up for a sequel. As of mid-2020 there is no sequel😞