07
May
20

Blubberella (2011)

Date watched: 5/6/20

Starring: Lindsay HollisterBrendan FletcherMichael ParĂ©, Clint Howard 

Plot: An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. (From IMDB)

Rules:

  • Any time they say “Blubberella”
  • Any time they re-use footage

Quotes:

  • I hope you aren’t standing too close to the TV, I call that my “splash zone”
  • There is no place like Berlin
  • The assault happened in Daylight — Daylight? Fuck my donkey
  • Ring around the pussy! I love this game
  • You should really be a stripper, that way you have a better chance of getting a sugar daddy
  • Slutvana – Ask her about her group rate
  • Would you put a dick in her mouth so she shuts up already?

Viewer Quotes:

  • Did you see all the dildo’s in that bed?
  • When were cotton candy machines invented?

Things we learned:

  • The Drag Queen ad-lib’d everything

Final Take:

We had to stop 35 mins and 41 seconds into this movie due to technical issues with remote-watching (it’s worked multiple times before but tonight it was a no-go). I don’t think we missed much. It was more a combination of short random scenes than a movie…


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